Sally S”Ink”hole

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It must have been a fun, and rough, few days for my friend as I was suprised to notice some new cosmetic changes to sally. IT NOW HAS A TATTOO!!!! I dont know who was around Sally recently and conviced it to get some ink but I am shocked. First a smoking problem and now a tattoo addiction?? Sally is starting to spiral out of control.

I was under the impression sally was a quiet sinkhole, but I now realize my judge of character was not what I thought. The tattoo Sally chose is so bland and distasteful, I’m also certain Sally forgot to keep her new ink covered. Whatever was written on Sally’s pavement is already smudged and faded to the point where it’s hard to read. I am most offended that Sally didn’t get my name as a tattoo.

I hope Sally smartens up in the future as I dislike writing mean things about it and want our friendship to thrive rather than sink.

-Calvin